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hey man this is one of the reasons why I
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love this man i've been watching this
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man for decades and his language speaks
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to my life right you know I told my
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daughter who's 26 the same exact thing
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and never heard that joke right our
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relationship is different it's different
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and you ain't got to listen to me if you
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don't want to man you You got to Well
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turn this mic on for me well welcome
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ladies and gentlemen one of the most
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um honored comedian who's spanded the
0:32
the the realm of decades in this game
0:35
and has sustained i mean he's been on
0:39
Quakes's House Radio come on man he come
0:41
from what we do Heather B that's right
0:43
okay he's been on Death Comedy Jam Comic
0:46
Few i mean the All Shacks Allstar Comedy
0:49
Jam i mean from the outhouse to the
0:52
White House i mean he's done it all man
0:54
and uh I want to say congratulations to
0:57
him uh for being who he is even a
1:01
Netflix special Chappelle's home team
1:03
Earthquake legendary the one and only
1:06
Earthquake is back in the building
1:08
heather I told the man I said "Hey
1:10
anytime you want to come up just let me
1:12
know." Pulled up and he pulled up yes
1:14
pulled up and he got a flight to catch
1:18
yeah got to get up out of here man first
1:20
of all it's always an honor a pleasure
1:22
to be in your company brother uh keep
1:25
doing God's good work keep doing being
1:27
who you are is always seeing a brother
1:30
uh doing positive things and and I
1:33
admire what you do um being on Kevin
1:36
Hart's Laugh Out Loud being a part of
1:38
the Sirius XM family it's an honor to be
1:41
just one of uh on the same dial as you
1:44
you know it isn't truly honor um God has
1:48
been good man um you know uh Netflix
1:52
special we brought to uh film another
1:54
one me and Dave Chappelle okay may 28th
1:57
in Atlanta at the Buckhead Theater
1:59
everybody's coming through um last night
2:02
I got the biggest break of my career
2:04
that was um I can't um you'll be hearing
2:07
about it in the next seven days it's
2:10
exclusives going out to Wait wait you
2:12
said the biggest break in your career
2:15
bro breaker ever yes but this none none
2:20
compared to I mean compares to this and
2:23
especially for a person um in power to
2:27
recognize the comic that I am and told
2:31
me he wants me on his platform and he
2:34
instructed everyone this the decision
2:39
earthquake him do not dilute him do not
2:42
touch him find how you can do this for
2:45
earthquake and it was it was godsense so
2:48
I'm waiting for it to get dropped out
2:50
you know I let my woman listen to her so
2:51
she'll stay longer okay you
2:54
know she was starting to lose the faith
2:56
no she wasn't going nowhere she got a
2:58
good deal just reconfirm it you know
3:00
with black women you got to re you got
3:02
to re up yeah it's like it's like a
3:04
video game you get one two two lives you
3:07
got to put a couple more lives on there
3:09
you can't stay with one life you get put
3:13
yeah you need three four actually
3:16
they kill off two of them you got Yeah
3:18
you got to re up you got How often you
3:21
got to reup though man oh man soon as
3:23
you see her move her neck
3:26
every time she move your neck you need
3:28
another You need another life you need
3:30
another life you need another life i'm
3:32
telling you earthquake get out
3:35
you need a life i love that man how many
3:37
lives you have you got to re Oh man when
3:40
you meet him you up there you know you
3:41
got six seven you can't do no
3:44
wrong you know you just see your life
3:46
just go you get down and you got to reup
3:49
man but but it's worth it for that black
3:51
woman right oh it's the best thing in
3:52
the world if you find the right one i
3:54
had always had the joke I would never
3:56
ever I'm always one good black woman for
3:59
making it i would never ever and um
4:02
until I met the one that I'm with now
4:03
then everything came i'm having the best
4:06
uh year of my career and the opportunity
4:09
see the only difference I tell people
4:10
all the time people always come to me
4:12
and say "Qu you funnier than all the
4:14
rest of these people why you ain't got
4:15
no TV show why you ain't got no movies?"
4:17
And I be trying to tell them "Ain't like
4:20
down." Ain't like they say "You want to
4:22
be on CBS?" No man i want to go to
4:25
Arkansas you know what I mean it's the
4:28
opportunity and uh me being a urban uh
4:30
comic like Bernie uh the constituents
4:33
that come see us give us all their love
4:35
and everything but they're not in a
4:37
position to give us the opportunity to
4:39
um to um be on bigger platforms and I
4:42
tell people all the time the only
4:44
difference between any great comedians
4:46
is that they was given an opportunity
4:48
and they was able to cash in on and
4:51
allow them to get bigger opportunities
4:53
we as comedians are the only one that's
4:55
dollar for dollar everybody else get
4:58
paid for their potential to beat
5:00
something you got the NFL draft that
5:01
came these brothers are about to get
5:03
millions and millions of dollars and
5:05
never played in the NFL right no one
5:07
never ever gives a comedian movie or TV
5:11
um just based off potential they had you
5:13
had to prove it i sold this many tickets
5:15
and I got this fan base in there and I
5:17
got all that so it's it's a different
5:20
it's a different role and you have to
5:22
have the faith in God that you will get
5:24
that opportunity and thank God in 2025
5:27
if it came and it's the key part about
5:29
it more than anything is a person in
5:31
power that allows you to be you all the
5:34
other opportunity i didn't had many TV
5:36
and movie deals but I was always
5:38
auditioning the play myself i had other
5:41
people who the writer be there this how
5:43
I see earthquake i said well I think I
5:45
should be excellent on telling him I've
5:47
been with him for 39 years you know I
5:50
know I know one better than most yeah
5:52
yeah so yeah you do your own thing but
5:54
it's it's been a blessing i like that
5:56
the person in power that allows you Mike
5:59
speaks to that a lot mike Muse you know
6:01
uh a person in power that is confident
6:04
and secure enough in themselves to allow
6:07
you to be you right yeah well Eddie
6:09
Murphy told me a long time ago we're not
6:11
actors we're movie stars as a comedians
6:14
you allow Martin to be Martin you allow
6:16
Jamie to be Jamie you allow Bernie to be
6:19
Bernie you see what I'm saying jerry
6:21
Seinfeld to be Jerry Seinfeld well the
6:23
problem is when they bring you and you
6:25
Jerry Seinfeld and they try to make you
6:27
Earl Seinfeld you know you got somebody
6:29
else people ah this is how you should be
6:31
doing they like listen man I know what
6:33
I'm doing just put me this actual person
6:36
in a fictitious world and then allow us
6:38
to do what we do yeah but you got to
6:41
have a person that have the vision and
6:43
also have the authority to say this is
6:46
what I want and able to do the part and
6:48
it took me this 30 over 35 years to get
6:51
to this position and God gave it to me
6:52
yesterday do you think your patience
6:54
maybe has something to do with it too
6:56
because Sway and I talk about this a lot
6:58
quake like you you less stressed like
7:01
you the [ __ ] that used to be real
7:03
important i got to do this now i got to
7:05
get this now somehow that that goes away
7:08
you have a few more experiences you
7:09
don't bite at every dollar you don't
7:11
jump at every opportunity they got to
7:12
make sense for you do you feel like that
7:14
happened to you too well for me more
7:15
than anything is my faith is the relief
7:20
you can't say you have faith and then
7:22
don't have it right you get what I'm
7:23
saying a lot of people just use it just
7:25
as a monitor and just keep saying
7:28
throwing it but I It really is my faith
7:30
i know why God ain't give it to me i'll
7:32
be dead yeah i wasn't ready for it you
7:35
know what I mean come on now ready for
7:38
it not ready for it wow i know now if
7:41
he's giving me the things that I have
7:43
now that I'm about to have now then I
7:46
wouldn't be here so I I never throw
7:48
stones at other people these 21 year old
7:50
brothers that get it the 30s and rest of
7:53
it you never had it and nobody around
7:55
you never show how to do it you can only
7:58
you can only uh guess what it go through
8:01
you know what I mean you're not in that
8:02
you Kevin Hart said something that was
8:04
so poignant he said "A lot of people
8:06
throw uh stones at me and let me just
8:10
paraphrase what he said but I'm here on
8:12
top of the moon looking down until you
8:14
see that perspective from the top of the
8:15
moon you can't say nothing to him." Wow
8:17
so the first thing I said he's right i
8:20
don't know what he's going through but
8:21
once I get on that moon and I'm there
8:24
I'm like you could have did something
8:25
else cuz I see it now
8:28
you go and you're headed towards that
8:30
moon yeah I'm heady um you know it's
8:33
interesting and I was watching Eddie
8:35
Murphy on that documentary that Jamie
8:38
produced what is it called first on the
8:39
call sheet um uh first uh number one on
8:41
the call sheet number one on the call
8:43
sheet beautiful thing it's a series that
8:45
I think everybody in the business should
8:48
be watching and learn the theory of the
8:50
call sheet yes who's number one who's
8:53
number two so wait what is this about
8:56
it's a call sheet where the call is
8:58
shows in where you rank as as Yall know
9:01
what the call sheet is but it's a show
9:02
it's a it's a documentary of all the
9:05
people once you actually achieve number
9:07
one on the call sheet and they gave
9:09
their perspectives how long it took to
9:12
get that point how it changed their
9:13
perspective and it it's beautiful i just
9:15
watched I'm about to watch the females
9:17
version of it so the men at first and it
9:20
just sit there and it just gives you all
9:21
the things that you need morgan Freeman
9:24
Eddie Murphy Bill Smith Martin Don
9:27
Cheeto Jamie Fox all of Kevin Hart all
9:31
of these folks The Rock on Dwayne
9:33
Johnson they all talking about their
9:36
experiences and Eddie Murphy talked
9:39
about when he was coming up and on the
9:42
rise being a teenager getting SNL uh
9:45
getting Beverly Hills cop you know doing
9:48
all he had reached heights at his stage
9:50
that no one had reached ever
9:53
ever had reached and he said he was
9:55
getting advice from people who had never
9:57
been to where he had been trust me right
10:00
exactly and so he had to follow his own
10:03
instincts and impulses and I think
10:05
Sydney Podier told him you know cuz they
10:07
wanted him to play Malcolm X I believe
10:10
or something like that alex Haley alex
10:12
Haley in the Malcolm X movie and Sydney
10:14
Podier told him what he said "Don't do
10:16
that you don't do that you're a breath
10:18
of fresh air you stay into your lane."
10:22
And that comes back to what Eddie told
10:24
me is you know we're not when I met
10:26
Denzel he said he's a movie star he's an
10:29
actor we're a movie star you know we we
10:32
we come in with creation we are created
10:35
we are with a with an actor they have to
10:38
give the lines to and allow them to
10:40
create off what it's already been made
10:42
we already have the creation in ourself
10:44
and that's the difference oh man
10:46
Earthquake is here i saw too Damon
10:49
Williams who I just have nothing but the
10:51
ultimate respect for sit down with
10:53
Shannon Sharp and they were talking
10:55
about the jokes and the stealing of
10:58
jokes right and and Damon said "Man why
11:01
y'all tripping so hard?" Back in the day
11:03
we'll be in a room it'll be Arsenio
11:05
it'll be Seinfield it'll be Eddie Murphy
11:07
and it'll be me and somebody you know
11:09
it'll be Jay Leno and Earthquake might
11:12
do a joke and he'll come off stage and
11:13
Jay Leno might say "Hey man you did that
11:15
joke what if you added this to it?" And
11:17
then they'll have a circulated
11:18
conversation eddie I told Earthquake
11:20
this what do you think man maybe you
11:22
should do this with blah blah blah and
11:24
people hold on to jokes too much she
11:26
said Robert Williams is to steal jokes
11:28
and his manager would just write $75
11:30
checks to those who joke he stole
11:32
because they would make it into
11:34
something else what are your thoughts
11:35
about that i mean I'm like m I'm like
11:38
McDonald's i'm over big jokes toad so I
11:44
understood you know Ronald don't get mad
11:48
hamburger if you're in the hamburger
11:50
business yeah right you see what I'm
11:52
saying so I don't I don't understand
11:55
that evil and especially when the joke
11:58
was so long ago you know what I mean and
12:00
you made it um I think uh certainly
12:03
those um people that does that thing
12:06
it's a masquerade for other reason why
12:08
they want to go at a person and they
12:09
just use that as a as a vehicle to go at
12:13
them okay uh people such as myself I
12:16
done had more of my jokes stolen and I
12:18
just com I just make more you know what
12:21
I Because what I tell them is you can't
12:23
steal me you might can steal a joke but
12:27
you can't steal the founder yeah you
12:29
understand it's me it's how I say it
12:31
what I say it the way I say it you might
12:34
could take the words but you can never
12:36
take me so I need to keep going and just
12:39
put all my effort being the best me that
12:41
I am and don't worry about the
12:42
duplicated or the thieves that on it and
12:45
don't mess with it there aren't any like
12:47
rules in comedy so yes it is oh you
12:50
don't supposed to steal jokes okay oh
12:53
okay no no you don't supposed to steal
12:55
jokes um I get it certain people you got
12:58
to understand jokes to comedians is like
13:00
raising your child you take it from a
13:02
concept and you work it over and over
13:04
and then you finally get it right only
13:06
for somebody to come steal it and go
13:08
somewhere else but see I feel sorry for
13:10
the people that does steal it because
13:12
you giving yourself a a a false sense of
13:16
comfort cuz soon they're going to put
13:17
you in the room and say "Be funny." And
13:20
you're not going to have my tape or cat
13:22
tape or Jamie or anybody else's material
13:26
you able to fall back on so you're going
13:28
to lose there it is you're going to lose
13:30
you're going to lose earthquake is here
13:31
man he's performing at Sony Hall New
13:33
York City April 15th there may be a few
13:37
te tickets left if I need you guys to go
13:40
realearquake.com the doors open at 700
13:44
therealearquake.com if you in the
13:46
tri-state area I need all of y'all to
13:48
hit him up hit him on his email this is
13:50
personal email i don't know why he did
13:52
it like that but the real
13:54
earthquake.com earthquake while you here
13:57
man I love your social commentary and
13:59
your view on on entertainment you mind
14:01
joining us for Celebrity Wire please
14:03
let's do it man let's get into that
14:04
Celebrity Wire with Tracy G okay tracy G
14:07
what you got for us man so I want to
14:09
talk about Vibes Cartel because actually
14:12
tonight um my sister who's pulling up to
14:14
New York she is going to be seeing Vibes
14:16
Jamaican dance hall legend um doing his
14:20
first performance in the States in like
14:22
24 years we know that Vibes was in jail
14:25
for 13 years um for a murder that he
14:29
maintains he did not commit but it's a
14:31
really big deal is going to be out in
14:33
Barclays and so he's been doing some
14:34
press and he was talking to Ebro
14:37
recently and the subject of skin
14:39
bleaching was brought up because I'm
14:42
sure many recalls a time where Vibes
14:44
Cartel was a loud and proud skin
14:47
bleacher even to the point where he
14:49
manufactured his own skin lightening um
14:53
kit he had a brand the whole nine yo my
14:57
bleach my bleach bleach up them skin
15:00
don't like it you need to change yo he
15:05
was taking it casket bro and now he has
15:08
a completely different tune and some
15:11
completely different skin at that and
15:13
the issues that he was referring to is
15:16
um a euro having a desire to appear more
15:20
euroentric in these European beauty
15:23
standards not only being something that
15:25
sometimes tempts women but he got
15:27
tempted as a man as well but he said
15:29
quote that he is now living a fully
15:35
you ever thought about doing that no man
15:42
black slave black lay in the bed look
15:44
like a hole in the sheet black that's
15:46
the kind of black I'm into you
15:49
understand me and slavery told you to
15:52
get out you understand that's the kind
15:55
of black I'm down with man bleach now I
15:57
don't even like bleach on my white
15:58
clothes so you know I don't like it on
16:01
me it ain't no way man right yeah man
16:04
you would see people who would do that
16:05
right yes and it it's to each his own
16:08
but at the end of the day it's going to
16:10
be what it's going to be and um the
16:12
accepting they're never is going to
16:14
accept you if you're not you you know
16:17
what I mean so you can try to uh be a
16:20
part of them or uh emulate them and I
16:24
mean am the gatekeepers the shot callers
16:26
the people that you feel that's keeping
16:28
you from achieving what you have and at
16:31
the end he'll come to the same
16:32
conclusion that he came to right now
16:35
that it has to do with self and
16:38
I mean is the individual god don't make
16:40
mistakes and that's why he made you so
16:42
we all uh in my humble opinion is flawed
16:46
beautiful people and I I I wear my flaws
16:49
there you go man you wear them well i
16:51
wear my flaws too i can see all of them
16:53
all right thank you like you over here a
16:58
model you see my skin i got you come on
17:01
slay bleaching i'mma say that i'mma
17:03
start that rumor slay so cool he he be
17:06
pose while he sleep in the house you
17:09
already know i'm ready for him man all
17:11
right Tracy G what else you got well
17:14
somebody who organically has the skin
17:17
that uh Vibes Cartel once used to bleach
17:19
for is Britney Spears and Britney Spears
17:22
has a message to everyone who goes on
17:25
her Instagram account who peruses her
17:28
different posts which many of times
17:30
happen to be let's say eccentric right
17:33
and she has no issue no qualms against
17:37
wearing a very skimpy say bathing suit
17:40
and doing her dance and twirling her
17:42
hair but that also leaves the floor open
17:45
for some derogatory messages and some u
17:49
energy of suspicions too and so she put
17:52
up a post and she said "For the
17:54
incredibly sad comments that say that I
17:57
look bad I feel sorry for you guys i
18:00
thought my hair was beautiful." And she
18:03
also went on to say that even folks who
18:05
are my best friends all of y'all y'all
18:07
are jealous y'all will do anything to
18:10
keep me from living my life and in my
18:12
highest manner i feel sorry for people
18:15
like that and since that post it has
18:20
yo I know Earthquake you was a big
18:22
Britney Spears but Yeah I was going to
18:25
knock her off when I was behind on my
18:27
rent cuz I heard she was a hazy comer
18:32
no I'm talking about you know you know
18:34
what I mean help you out on your ends
18:37
that's what I heard the word on the
18:38
street man backup dancers can get I know
18:41
a comedic so I like my chances you like
18:45
but I ain't into that um
18:48
I'm just I'd be surprised i'm I'm very
18:51
surprised person of her uh of her
18:53
achievement that she even listened to
18:55
the outside noise i mean if you're doing
18:58
it for whatever reason you're doing it
19:00
then do it for yourself and don't listen
19:03
to people that don't even know you i I
19:06
don't read my comments at all i just
19:08
don't cuz your opinion I'm only on this
19:10
earth to live up to one person opinion
19:13
that's God and everybody else's option
19:15
and our option is not say [ __ ] you i
19:17
don't care about you you know it doesn't
19:18
matter so you need to talk to somebody
19:21
that depend on your opinion for their
19:23
standard of living and you don't deal on
19:26
mine so it's I don't understand how they
19:28
even listen to them i knock it out
19:30
that's why I don't understand how you
19:32
get uh bullied on social media just
19:36
don't go on it cuz they cuz it's a log
19:39
on the fire and they going the fire
19:41
needs to burn and it's going to be
19:43
another log back on here yeah they need
19:45
somebody else you know just let it burn
19:47
you simmer out and you sitting there you
19:49
going to answer to it because they don't
19:50
care about you anyway no that and that
19:52
ain't even why they doing it they doing
19:53
it for attention themselves exactly
19:55
right yeah and you they don't know you
19:58
they don't know them and you elevating
20:00
them by bringing attention to them so
20:02
everybody that knows you going to know
20:04
them because you put the light on them i
20:07
earned this you going to have to earn
20:09
this you going to have to hate me from
20:10
the cheap seats i'm not I'm not coming
20:13
up there to argue with you i don't even
20:15
hear your boo i'm not I'm not going up
20:18
to the cheap seats to argue with you you
20:21
have to get on this level for us to see
20:23
eye to eye that's a fact
20:25
you going to have to boo me from the
20:26
cheeks yeah man i It took me too hard
20:30
that P be hard on you man that P be hard
20:32
on you oh it wakes you up at night
20:35
oh Lord when you pour yeah oh that P
20:38
wake up you can't get no good i got to
20:40
get up and out of here
20:42
yeah that Oh you know it girl you know
20:45
you hate that job you be hanging on a
20:47
Saturday and you just stop dancing
20:49
what's wrong man i got to go to work on
20:51
Monday it's Saturday i know oh I'm just
20:54
reminding me man i got to go in there
20:56
and serve you just hate it you get what
20:58
I'm saying oh man i'm not going to enjoy
21:01
a meal you're in the middle of biting
21:03
into a sandwich you just eat a sandwich
21:05
you like "What's wrong man man I got to
21:06
go to work Monday." It's Saturday
21:08
morning man i'm just I know it just hit
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me man you know black people we'll stop
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got to go to work on Monday got to go
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back to that funky ass
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car Saturday you can be at the club just
21:21
stopped dancing with a woman what's
21:24
wrong did the song go off no man i got
21:27
to work Saturday morning just hit me man
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i hate my supervisor i hate my
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supervisor this dude walked by where
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that cologne that same day goddamn
21:36
cologne about to be having man give me
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another drink man hey man you got a
21:43
little Hey Earthquake man give him a
21:44
round of applause earthquake man i know
21:46
this dude got to catch a flight tracy G
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but thank you for that celebrity wire if
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they want to reach you out can they
21:52
reach you uh they can follow me at the
21:54
real earthquake yes beautiful go ahead
21:56
baby tracy go ahead go ahead Tracy
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thank you hit me up citizens gi a cy and
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quake where can find you at the real
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earthquake Instagram for all free
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tickets just slide in my DM you say you
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will sway and you my man and we I only
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have one stipulation on my free tickets
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i am all out of men tickets so if you're
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a grown man don't slide in my DM oh wow
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get down like that so if you're in the
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tri-state area you want to come see
22:24
Earthquake April 15th that's Tuesday at
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Sony Hall you can get free tickets if
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you go to the real Earthquake on
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Instagram and sliding but you have to be
22:33
a woman put your mom on there your
22:36
sister your daughter yeah you lie about
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it earthquake thank you brother for
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coming through man congratulations on
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this big deal and I'm going to call you
22:43
back on it if you allow me man it's one
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of the biggest things you Absolutely
22:47
call us you can do Celebrity Wire on the
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phone we'll do it governor I'm proud of